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A guy buys a new sports car and takes it out for a spin. Stopping at a red light, he notices an old man on a Moped, and he pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and says, "Boy, I bet your sports car can go fast!" the driver nods and the old man says,"Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," he replies.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car , all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"


Just then the light changes, so the driver decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it and suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster! He floors the accelerator and then up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his sports car, he gives it more gas and passes the moped.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal, again.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The driver stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Are you Okay, Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "If you would kindly unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror, please..."