I was meeting a friend in a hotel bar, and as I went in I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.
"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."










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Ooooooooooh. Ouch! ;-) :-D :-D
replyDon't you just love when your buddies are there to point out the truth to you, no matter how much it hurts?! :-D :-D :-D :-D
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