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Homeless vagabond
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As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.
Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possesion in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this persons condition. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person. Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!" So I did..........
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I get out of the hospital in about 3 months. It would be nice to get a card or maybe a visitor.
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replyThe old phone company moto, "reach out and touch someone" in this case may prove to be dangerous to your health. Too bas some down and out folks aren't willing to let you help. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyGuess he reached a bit too far! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyThat helping out stuff ain't all it's "cracked" up to be! :-O :-D :-D
replyHey! I'm just that sorta guy to care!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)
reply:-) :-) :-) Lol ... serves you right
reply8-| Hmmmmmmm .... me thinks you went a bit too far, this time, with the caring bit!! :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D you devil! ;-)
replyMe too Smelter!! :-) :-D
reply"CRACK CAN KILL" :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O
reply8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| I BET YOU SAID TO HER "YOU ARE GORGEOUS GET NAKED"!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replynext time think twice before reaching for some "crack". ;-) :-D
replyIt's not his fault- just following his "genes" !!! ;-)
replyNo good deed goes unpunished.
replyit would suck to be you :-( 8-|
replygood try :-O :-O :-) :-) :-D :-D :-D
reply"That is what you get for ogling and rubbernecking in traffic, thats a piece be with you"
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