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Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate

explained that she had gotten lost in the school library.

No one was surprised, since the library is large and has

a confusing layout.

When I asked her how long it took her to find an exit, she

admitted she hadn't actually found the exit herself. She'd

used an emergency phone to call for help.

Puzzled, I asked, "How did your rescuers find you if you

didn't know where you were?"

"Easy," she said. "I started reading titles of books around

me, and they located my position from the card catalogue."