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A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's

family: "To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough

times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked

after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave

the yacht, the business and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated

me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention

him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!"