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Uploaded by: Chanel
Category: Men & Women
Date: 09/09/06
Views: 2,527
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Chanel's avatar by Chanel Sun Sep 10 02:46:53 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

Pay back is a bit** :-D :-D :-D ;-)

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HappyPlace's avatar by HappyPlace Sun Sep 10 05:05:46 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

Awsome.... I heard the other side of this joke also... a homeless GUY version :-D

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Tue Oct 24 22:49:54 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Wed Oct 25 11:16:13 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

i LOVE it - sending this to my husband !!!! :-D :-* :-D

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slypen's avatar by slypen Wed Oct 25 12:13:13 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

what sunny golden tresses and so stunning in little white dresses...does your mirror ever moan, "don't go, don't leave me alone!" to hear a poet groan, "ever hear your mirror say, please stay even for a decimal of a day?" to hear a poet cry, "why, why are the stars so jealous of the lights in your eye's?" and here a poet's sigh, "how, how smooth the delightful path along your delectable thighs?" ever have a poet for a pet?...it's been wreck'o'mended by vets!

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Wed Oct 25 12:17:41 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

8-| What an interesting comment - no one's ever written me a poem before!!!! :-*

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Wed Oct 25 13:20:38 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

She had a good point. :-)

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Nov 30 16:39:30 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D Amen, brother! :-D

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terry's avatar by terry Sat Dec 02 09:06:12 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

She made her point :-D :-D :-D

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Fri Apr 13 09:11:55 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

priceless :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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