Morality Test

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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you, caused by a hurricane, with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under . . forever. You have two options--you can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer: Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

Uploaded by: Papou

Category: Guides & Advice

Date: 09/08/06

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by baconbit Fri Sep 08 09:47:41 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

bahaha! 8-| :-D ....black and white, its classic ;-)

by jmlieder Fri Sep 08 10:25:07 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

A good photographer would have two cameras. First with the Black & White, more dramatic, then hopefully she would swirl around several times so you could also get the color shot. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D My my, what bad morals we have.

by barbikins Fri Sep 08 11:14:01 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Oh, my gosh! :-D :-D :-D :-D

by TexarkanaBaby Sat Sep 09 22:03:33 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Either would be fine with me as long as I just kept shooting!! :-D :-D

by tnsilverlady Mon Mar 19 12:02:51 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

:-O :-O :-@ :-@ sorry... it did not come through... will try again....

by Schwarz Pferd Mon Mar 19 20:43:03 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

:-| It does not matter how much you like or dislike someone, when their life is in danger you do what you can to save it. I dont like many democrats, but if their life is in danger and I have the power to save it I would. Who cares what they think or believe all that should matter is that they are safe. Of course many people dont care about life or others and as such find crap like the above joke funny.

by barbikins Mon Mar 19 21:33:27 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

Lighten up Schwarz! There's an important decision to be made here! ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

by Schwarz Pferd Tue Mar 20 11:26:00 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

Lighten up!! Listen to me. For the last several years I have had to put up with all this crap from people who claim Bush is terrible, but as soon as I voice my opinion it is always how I need to shut up. NO!! I am tired of just being quiet. I have been quiet long enough. BUSH IS DOING AN AMAZING JOB!!! It isnt right that everybody laughs when Bush is called the Devil, but everyone demands an apology when Hilary Clintin is called the Devil. This singling out of Bush has got to stop! It is easy to know why people dont like him though. You have media groups like N.B.C.(Nothing But Crap) and C.B.S(Constant Bull S***) feeding the public lies. Furthermore this "joke" gives the idea that we shouldnt try to save someone's life if we dont like them. Like I say I am not being quiet any more, not even the death threats I recieved a few years will change that. I am proud to be an American while Bush is the president.

by tnsilverlady Tue Mar 20 21:39:54 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

:-) hey there schwarz..... it's just a joke that was sent to be by a republican.. yes, a republican, no offense is directed to anyone... i am posting this as a comment... but i am also sending it to your mail...via jibjab.. frankly i don't like him one bit... but i wouldn't let anyone drown if i could save them... not even g w bush.....

by excuseme?? Thu Mar 22 20:20:55 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

despite my loath for the woman i would save her, besides who else we gonna make fun of if she doesn't win in 08 :-D :-D :-D :-D

by Schwarz Pferd Fri Mar 23 12:11:32 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

There was a joke like this posted earlier but it said George Bush was drowning. Even if it was Hillary I would still try to save. To me human life is important, regardless of whether or not that person disaggres with me.

by Argeebee Sat Mar 24 09:36:38 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

I would save her too, but it's a joke, people!!! :-(

by barbikins Sat Mar 31 15:04:47 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O These politicians are dropping like flies!!! 8-| Why, just last week, the same thing happened to George Bush!! :-O ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-*

by pahssion Sat Mar 31 16:17:50 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

how bout saving her and getting a better photo after i mean it the least she could do if yiu,ve just saved her life

by Gimlet_Bob Sat Mar 31 18:35:39 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

It couldn't happen to George W. Bush - He wouldn't be at the scene for several months. He'd have to give no-bid contracts to Haliburton which they wouldn't follow up upon. :-(

by Dr. Smartass Sat Mar 31 19:26:55 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Very Hillarious!!! :-D :-D

by Smelter Sun Apr 01 07:09:14 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

Ya know... I know a place in Florida that a wave like that could pass thru and I wouldn't hessitate to use the Black&White lens........ Sorry Gang! That's an inside joke there that most won't get.... ;-) Meanwhile...GREAT ONE, JM!!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D