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A blonde is getting very upset about people teasing her for her hair color and thinking that she is naturally dumb, so she decides to get a dye job. After the beautician dyes her hair brunette, the blonde immediately notices that people respect her more and are truly interested in her opinion (not to mention an end to the blonde jokes!) She is very happy and decides to take a trip in the country.

As she is cruising through the countryside, she comes upon a shepherd leading his flock across the road. She yells out to the shepherd, "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I keep one?" The shepherd thinks it over and figures why not. After looking at the flock, the lady says, "I think there are 362 sheep in your flock." The shepherd is astounded and says, "That's right. Amazing! Take your pick." So the lady gets out of her convertible and starts looking the sheep over in great detail. After many minutes of deliberation, she finally decides on a cute and cuddly little sheep and puts it in her car and says, "Thanks."

The shepherd stops her before she can leave and says, "Now I'd like to make a little wager with you. If I can guess your natural hair color, I would like my dog back."