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Joke ImageJanuary..... Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Joke ImageFebruary......... Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

 Joke ImageMarch............ Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. 

Joke ImageApril........ Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

Joke ImageMay....... Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

JJoke Image June........ You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

 Joke ImageJuly.....l Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes lon! g to recover.

Joke ImageAugust..... Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Joke ImageSeptember.... Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Joke ImageOctober...... Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

 Joke ImageNovember........ Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Joke ImageDecember....... This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Lov! es to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

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HappyPlace's avatar by HappyPlace Thu Sep 07 02:04:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Okay Everyone, I'm Februaury. It describes me pretty dead on, Except for the fact that I'M NOT SHY!!!!! LOL...Leave a comment on to what YOU are, and tell me if you agree with YOUR baby. :-*

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Cat333's avatar by Cat333 Wed Sep 06 19:10:45 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D August here, and typically generic = covers a lot of bases, but "Hates not being trusted" (something I have never seen in such) is DEAD on!! ;-) :-D :-D

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cybertj's avatar by cybertj Thu Sep 07 06:07:18 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Got yourselves another august, and i gots to agree with the last one, hates to not be trusted is right on. aside from the singing part, description is pretty good. although, "in need of that someone" and "longs for freedom" are contradictions...haha. and hell yeah, i'm charming, stubborn and strong willed.....whatcha gonna do about it.... :-) ;-) :-@

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bluto4x's avatar by bluto4x Thu Sep 07 06:36:59 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

June: Thanks for commenting on the taste in films and the huge music collection. The babies were so cute.

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Thu Sep 07 10:40:35 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-* i am a Feb . baby also. Some things applied to me, some didn't.

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meezer_mom's avatar by meezer_mom Thu Sep 07 11:01:22 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

August ... too true! 8-|

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Thu Sep 07 11:28:11 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I'm a June baby ... that face ... yup, that's me when I'm eating peas!! I don't think I'm a hottie, but most of the other stuff is pretty close to who I am. :-)

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Thu Sep 07 12:52:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I'm October - definitely not brave or sexy, but I guess the rest is close! ;-)

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cosmos01's avatar by cosmos01 Thu Sep 07 14:19:46 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-* :-* I,m a March Baby :-) It,s about 84.9% correct,especialy the GREAT Kisser part. :-* :-* :-*

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Broadsword's avatar by Broadsword Thu Sep 07 14:28:54 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

February all the way baybee! ;-)

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TREVNI's avatar by TREVNI Thu Sep 07 17:12:56 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I wrote june...so of course it's me... and all the ladies I've known are described dead on too.... ;-)

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Thu Sep 07 17:55:18 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) ;-) DECEMBER...DEFINITELY THINK I'M GOOD-LOOKING 4 SURE! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-* :-*

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Sep 07 19:32:14 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

February 21st. Sheesh, what's not to like with at least 80% of it anyway? :-) :-D

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papaof3's avatar by papaof3 Fri Sep 08 20:00:56 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D JULY: Ok, Fun to be with but inscrutible. Let's not get into the reputation part! Witty, ok: harsworking, not recently. Definately loves to be loved. 8-| ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-*

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lafalot's avatar by lafalot Fri Sep 08 21:27:51 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

October. Maybe 50/50.

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sheri3's avatar by sheri3 Sun Sep 10 06:23:40 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

sept_ pretty much right except for the mentality part, if they said mental it might of been right on! good one! :-* ;-)

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Mon Sep 11 13:25:23 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

August is me to a tee!! 8-| :-D :-D

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JimCervasi's avatar by JimCervasi Wed Feb 28 22:13:21 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

I'm an Aries (April) and it pretty well covers me to a tee! I enjoyed them all. Thanks!

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