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The Iranian Ambassador to
the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the
Lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked,
the Iranian said; "You know, I have just one question about what I
have seen in America."
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek', and in it there is Chekhov, who is Russian, Scotty, who is Scottish, and Sulu, who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek', and in it there is Chekhov, who is Russian, Scotty, who is Scottish, and Sulu, who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
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Comments (Add Comment)
I THought SULU was JApanese!!!! :-O :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Wow ... good answer out of G Dubya!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-) ;-) DUBYA ACTUALLY USED SOME BRAINS FOR A CHANGE,NO? :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyproves Wya is a ... :-O
replyI don't know if I should laugh or cry :-( laughing feels better :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-| geeeeez...... it's hard to include EVERYONE! :-D :-D
reply8-| :-O Another reason to be afraid, be really afraid! ;-)
replyi guess that means no more camels in the future also :-( ;-) :-) :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D Oh my, was that out loud?!
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