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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem with one of the main
computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk
to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with
him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the
small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an
adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes",
came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the
small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child
would be left home alone the boss decided he would
just leave a message with the person who should be
there watching over the child. "Is there any one there
besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering
what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the
boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No,
he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?"
asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the
Fireman", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what
sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the
phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A
hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is
going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The
search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed,
concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the
boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still
whispering, the young voice replied along with a
muffled giggle: "Me!"

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