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The airliner pushed back
from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual
information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit
back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and
crew take you safely to your destination." Ed sitting in the eighth
row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a
woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said
"Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said
the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God,"
said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what
to think of all those women up there in the cockpit." "That's
another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cock pit." "Now it's the Box office.
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box office? ha ha ha! :-* ;-) :-D
reply;-) nothin' wrong with that! :-*
reply:-D :-D :-D If the title fits!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D Now, that's just doggone funny! :-D :-D
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