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 This letter was sent to the principal's office after an
elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.
 

Dear Faculty and Students:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted
Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She
asked if  she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity.

 Sincerely,
 Agnes