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Rannata Packer-French , Bateman's

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday
was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
her Birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking
in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall
of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with
extra
fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite
candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, 'Well
Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.

I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.

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