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Uploaded by: brown74b
Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/24/06
Views: 4,510
Description: Funny definitions for Women personal adds

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babypalms's avatar by babypalms Tue Jan 24 10:07:26 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

you're on the right track. :-D

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Little_missy's avatar by Little_missy Wed Feb 01 10:42:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

A copy of this should be given to all men!!Funny stuff :-*

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xaviguz's avatar by xaviguz Thu Feb 02 11:46:17 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

;-)

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Mon Feb 13 06:19:39 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Mon Feb 13 13:05:01 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Mon Feb 13 21:48:54 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Feb 14 13:19:59 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Happy Valentine's Day!

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suesjnk1's avatar by suesjnk1 Mon Feb 20 10:17:36 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Sat Feb 25 19:42:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

You got it. That's the difference between men and women. Sex is the most primitive for of play so I guess you could say men are just primitive. Hey! Primitive is a good thing. You know what men want? It's no mystery. Men want women in the good way of course. Yep, sex is all I ever think about. Well sex is not ALL I think about. Sex thoughts always run parallel with my other thoughts. Driving the car, & thinking of sex, frizbee with Rainy and thinking of sex, cleaning the swimming pool and thoughts of sex, racing sailboats and thoughts of sex. I think it's just part of my brain. I have the frontal lobes with all the cognitive stuff like memory, judgement, logic, language and then there's that other part that runs sex by every other conceptual operation. Well we'll stop here. One other thing. I made this web site for my wife. Check it out. You'll need QuickTime to hear the music and fast access to upload the slide shows. Your joke gets a 10. web.mac.com/wpcingolani

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Sat Feb 25 19:43:57 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

So you'll get the link to my wife's web page web.mac.com/wpcingolani

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Sat Feb 25 19:45:02 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Still looks confussing: web.mac.com/wpcingolani

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Sat Feb 25 20:19:14 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Come on....not ALL of us! ;-)

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Mon Feb 27 18:34:31 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Huh...now it all makes sense. :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Tue Feb 28 19:27:46 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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BarbaraG's avatar by BarbaraG Thu Mar 02 02:19:32 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Sat Mar 04 04:20:49 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Yup! :-D

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Bethlyjc's avatar by Bethlyjc Sat Mar 04 21:08:52 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Loved it! how funny :-D :-D

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Sun Mar 05 17:30:24 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

It's very simple, isn't it! :-D

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Sat Apr 01 14:39:54 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O

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ShortyTheDude's avatar by ShortyTheDude Sun Jul 09 16:52:36 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I am so going to print this out and use it...hahahah!!! :-D :-D :-D :-) :-) :-)

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