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Uploaded by: opflguy
Category: Blonde
Date: 08/23/06
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DockerRoo's avatar by DockerRoo Wed Aug 23 19:40:02 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D If she did that very often it could cost her a a buncha "MOOla" better buy a cow milk it herself for the baths!!! :-D :-D :-D

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Thu Aug 24 02:55:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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debster's avatar by debster Thu Aug 24 04:04:36 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D that's funny :-D :-D

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curvy71's avatar by curvy71 Thu Aug 24 07:20:33 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D funny

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Aug 24 08:26:57 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

;-) oldie but goodie! :-D :-D

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barbjo's avatar by barbjo Fri Aug 25 12:40:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Typical blonde...... :-D :-D :-D !

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Thu Feb 01 09:15:10 PST 2007 (22 months ago)

Wow this is one of my old jokes with a twist. A women has a skin problem, so she goes to a dermatologist, she says "doctor what do I do". The doctor says "take a bath in milk as your prescription". The next day the milk man comes to the door asking Mrs. Ross "how many quart of milk to you want today". She says "I do not know just pour it into the tube". He said "sure but do you want pateurized milk". She said "no just up to my chin"! :-D

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dennisjc's avatar by dennisjc Fri Feb 02 08:30:22 PST 2007 (22 months ago)

I thought this was a new joke. I'm sorry hunterr0. I thought it was cute. :-D

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Fri Feb 02 11:52:50 PST 2007 (22 months ago)

One of the great ones!!! :-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

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solstealer666's avatar by solstealer666 Sun Mar 09 08:08:47 PDT 2008 (8 months ago)

Nothing like a blonde to put a smile on your face .

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