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Category: Other & Random
Date: 08/17/06
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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Thu Aug 17 17:37:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Between yours & the other one tonight concerning feminine stuffs.... I'm glad I'm not in either of your neighborhoods! Uhhh, is Nebraska far enough away, Meg??? LOL!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Thu Aug 17 18:01:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

;-) Aw, smelter, if we wanna getcha, it doesn't matter WHERE you are!! :-O :-O Another good one, megsterrr! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

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ladycaroline's avatar by ladycaroline Thu Aug 17 18:20:17 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Preach It Sister! I'll be a witness lmao~ I agree...each of those packages needs to include a miniture of one's favorite booze and coupon to buy a fifth of it. :-* Loved it! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Thu Aug 17 18:48:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Youch!! :-D :-D :-D

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mercike's avatar by mercike Thu Aug 17 20:24:44 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

No coffee no chocolate????????? Where did this world go? :-D :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Thu Aug 17 21:57:55 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) ;-) INSTEAD OF THE PINK COLOR ON THEIR PACKAGING,THEY SHOULD JUST BE GENERIC AND COLOR THEIR PACKAGES BLACK AND WHITE!THAT WOULD BLEND IN BETTER WITH THE OTHER GROCERIES! :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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hookermim's avatar by hookermim Fri Aug 18 02:57:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-( NO CAFFEINE ?????? Got to have my Dr. Pepper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

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sheri3's avatar by sheri3 Sat Aug 19 06:13:42 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

well i guess she wrote that on a pms day! good one sterrr :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Sun Aug 20 18:52:33 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Been a rough week around our home for some.... Not me though,... I've gone fishing! ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-@ :-@ ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-*

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FE523's avatar by FE523 Sun Aug 20 19:42:18 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

There is a time to share and a time to care and a time to be helpful. THAS ISN'T IT!!!! It's a time for all men, young and old and in between to RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!! :-O :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Sun Aug 20 19:44:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Hee hee....any excuse to go fishing. :-D :-D ;-)

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ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Sun Aug 20 19:57:29 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ABOUT THE MONTHLY SYNDROME. COME ON OWN UP LADIES IT IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO BE A COMPLEAT BITCH TO THE EXTENT CAPABLE OF MURDER. NOW WHERE IS THAT ADDRESS FOR LORD LUCAN!!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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DockerRoo's avatar by DockerRoo Mon Aug 21 00:23:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D Hey Smelter have "youze" learned to keep a supply of Chocolate around Yet? :-D :-D :-D :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D

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chaos_demon1's avatar by chaos_demon1 Sun Aug 27 07:32:01 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

shove your friggen' rabbits!back off! :-@

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joyann's avatar by joyann Sun Aug 27 08:58:08 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

LOL LOL :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Thu Sep 07 11:27:37 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D i wonder if any products are marketed to men this way? ;-)

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Fri Sep 08 03:10:57 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

Nothing that's marketed for 'us guys' that has such an effect.... Just,.. we don't care to be at 4th & goal in a exciting game & be held up to see Cathy Rigby do a triple summersault off the uneven bars and told that if you're wings stay put, you can do this too! (Or whatever she says.... I learned to switch channels to the other game real quick!) EWWWWWWWww!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Fri Sep 08 08:02:16 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

Kotex: "And I aways thought it was outer wear for the texan during the winter season." This is a quote from the former governer of Texas and President of the US. GW, Bush :-* :-* :-*

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