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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for
some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat,
and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's
grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and
two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven
and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
Haha
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- Own Sarah Palin!
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- Uploaded by jamesal on 10/07/08
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- Keith Olbermann Special Comment on Sarah Palin
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- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 10/07/08
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- Perception..
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- Uploaded by DaviscoJokes on 10/07/08
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- Fun With War Crimes - Ep. 8 - Finale - "Judgement Day"
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- Uploaded by FunWithWarCrimes on 10/07/08
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- Rachael Ray - Corn porn
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- Uploaded by mgaberseck on 10/07/08
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- On the 'Cutting' Room Floor
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- Uploaded by schlimme on 10/07/08
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- Plunderer's March (from Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol
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- Take On Me: The Literal Version
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- Uploaded by jamesal on 10/07/08
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- Jim Carrey as Dr. Kevorkian
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- 10 80's toys that turned kids gay
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- Uploaded by jamesal on 10/07/08
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-@ :-@ BOOOOOOOO :-@ :-@ :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyNow that was a good one :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| Oh, my gosh! :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D lol :-D :-D :-D
reply:-)
replyHELL YA IM from MA and you can come take the murdering teddy kennedy and the giggalo john kerry for bait next!
replyThey can use Hillary Clinton for bait as well! :-)
replyI'll have to grab myself some bait. :-D :-D :-D
replyYes, those "compassionate conservatives"--always paying lip service to morals and religion.
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