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Chicken Farmer?
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D OH this one of the best ones I've read in a long time! Love it!! I'd give it 10 Stars if I could...Laugh so hard ended up spilling coffee on my keyboard!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D A THOUSAND...A REAL TROOPER :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Good one :-*
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)
reply:-) ;-) THAT WAS REALLY NEATO!!! :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| 8-| Holy Cow!! Busy little farmer, isn't she??!! :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyVery cute! :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D
replythat's good!!!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O :-D :-D That'll do
replyHow cocky ! ;-)
replygood one :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O :-O hey, that's creative..... :-D :-D :-D
replyyeah chicken farmer is it :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)
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