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Southern Home Security System
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The Southern Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside
Haha
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- Uploaded by jamesal on 10/07/08
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- Uploaded by mgaberseck on 10/07/08
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-D :-D :-D :-D I could use that here, too!! ;-) :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D SOUNDS LIKE GREAT ADVICE FOR ME!! :-D :-D :-D
replyWho needs technology....this is simple AND EFFECTIVE! ;-) :-D
replyCheaper then Brinks or ADT.
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