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Little Johnny...again
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Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to
Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom
if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to
school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up
yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue.
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Comments (Add Comment)
Good one -- still laughing. I would change the end to "super glue" because it glues flesh whereas airplane glue does not. Still funny. :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O Owch! 8-|
reply8-| :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| OMG! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*
reply:-* :-* :-* :-* I AM SURE THAT HE SAID TO HER I AM STUCK ON YOU!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyLOL, thats funny, I never saw that one before! :-D
reply:-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyJohnny's up to his no good tricks again :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O :-O :-O Call a paramedic! ;-) :-D :-D :-D
replyBummer! :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-*
replyI don't think I would want to go check! :-D :-D :-D
replyImagine them showing up at hospital to get unattached. And the look on their faces if it was the rear entry. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| 8-| Yeeee-ouch!! 8-| :-D :-D :-D
replyCould of been worse...it might have been SuperGlue !!!
replypretty funny!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D maybe they don't mind! ;-)
replyWhat was little Johnny doing with the Vaseline, that's what I want to know. 8-| ;-) ;-) :-D :-D
replyLittle Johnny needs to be heard! thats what I think!
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