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LATEST SCAM... LADIES, LOOK OUT!
-- Emergency message --
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be
useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This
happened to me and it could happen to you!!
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 30 year-old
well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's
impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No', and instead ask you
for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the
back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do
to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing
your neck, and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you! While this
is going on, the other guy steals your purse!
I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
I'm running out of purses....
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replyAnd which Sam's/Costco is it you went to? I want to check this out for myself! ;-) :-D
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