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The Perfect Dress
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.
" A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"
NOW I ASK YA: IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY ?
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.
" A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"
NOW I ASK YA: IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY ?
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part of this is missing or is that the joke?
replyThat isn't even funny??? This is jokebox not "anequdotebox"
reply:-D Very smart woman. This is definitely finny!
reply:-D Love It!
replyNothing missing!! It's very funny. Just think logistics. I'll let the submitter explain the joke, but I love it and I'm a guy. :-D :-D
replyWe all know mother's are the smartest women alive! Of course a man wouldn't understand! A woman wouldn't be caught DEAD in the same dress as her ex-husband's new wife! She HAS to look five times better! By wearing the dress the night before, she is leaving the new wife with a fantastic dress to wear to the wedding that was already seen on the bride's mother the night before! It's WOMAN stuff!
replyIt's still pretty cool. 8-| :-D :-D
reply:-D
reply;-) Sweet....
reply:-) SMART MOTHER!!! :-)
reply:-D :-D
replySmart :)
replymeowwww! :-D
reply:-D :-D
reply:-D Love it! :-D
reply8-| :-@ Yeah, that is typical :-) OH, THAT IS GREAT!! ;-) :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyGood move!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replypower to the beans
reply:-D :-D Smart woman!! ;-) :-* :-D :-D :-D
replyI just love this joke...
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