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Joke: Toilet Brush

Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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Uploaded by: mgaberseck
Category: Rednecks
Date: 07/18/06
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carolbruce's avatar by carolbruce Tue Jul 18 19:28:46 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-( OUCH! :-O :-D :-D

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Wassupnow's avatar by Wassupnow Tue Jul 18 19:59:32 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D 8-| :-(

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aquashooter's avatar by aquashooter Tue Jul 18 20:44:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Wed Jul 19 05:47:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D they're from SC, right?

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Wed Jul 19 09:08:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-D :-D ;-)

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Thu Sep 14 07:03:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O EEEEEK!! 8-| :-D :-D :-D

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