An American tourist in London

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An American tourist in London decided to skip his
tour group and explore the city on his own.   He wandered
around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a
quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads,
and have a pint of Guinness.

    After awhile, he found himself in a very high class
neighborhood..... big, stately residences... no pubs, no
stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC
RESTROOMS.

    He really, really had to go, after all those pints of
Guinnesss. He found a narrow side street, with high walls
surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the
wall to solve his problem.

    As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the
shoulder by a London bobbie, who said, "I say, sir, you
simply cannot do that here, you know."

    "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but
I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public
restroom."

    "Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me".
He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a
wall to a gate which he opened.

    "In there," pointed the Bobbie. "Whiz away,...
anywhere you want."

    The fellow entered and found himself in the most
beautiful garden he had ever seen -- manicured grass lawns,
statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of
gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

    Since he had the cop's blessing, he zipped down
and unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he
went back through the gate, he said to the bobbie, "That
was really decent of you .... is that "British Hospitality?".

    "No" replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his
face, "that is the French Embassy

Uploaded by: daddywags3

Category: Politics & Government

Date: 07/16/06

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by Cat333 Sun Jul 16 19:53:27 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) Can see me ditching the tour group 8-| OH no :-O Busted :-) Thank you! ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D Why not they do so to all of us!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by stevestick Sun Jul 16 23:32:45 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)