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What's he doing in there??
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place......... smack his butt again".
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Comments (Add Comment)
8-| Apparently this little girl has not learned about the miracle of childbirth - Baaad parents! :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-* :-* :-* :-* I LOVE IT I LOVE IT :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyanyone for Mgso4- should keep the contractions at bay!!! Hunterr0 :-D
reply:-D Very cute
replyIf it was ONLY that easy!! :-D :-D :-D
replyhahaha. That is really funny. That seems like what one of my friend's kid would say. :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D
replyfunny :-D :-D
reply:-D Ahhh...kids, huh? :-D
reply:-O :-O :-O well now she's expressing her opinion....lol.. :-D :-D :-D :-*
reply8-| :-O :-D :-D
reply:-( How many Moms wish they could?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
replyYou 'killed' me here dockerroo!!! :-D :-D :-D ;-)
replySmack whose ass? :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D silly Connor what on earth did he climb in there for. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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