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The Divorce Song

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Category: Other & Random
Date: 07/13/06
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funny_jess's avatar by funny_jess Tue Jul 18 17:57:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D that was so funny..... i wonder if daddy got mommy back? :-D :-D

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blanche's avatar by blanche Thu Jul 20 10:49:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I JUST LOVE THIS!

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heartcutter's avatar by heartcutter Fri Jul 28 18:03:24 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I freaking love this!

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themetaledge's avatar by themetaledge Wed Sep 06 02:30:04 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Clever...

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Wed Sep 06 10:14:45 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D That is so warped ... and SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Wed Sep 06 10:28:28 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O :-O :-O Child Protective Services, are you listening??? ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Sun Oct 01 19:14:35 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Guess that explains it pretty well. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Sun Oct 01 23:11:12 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D i wonder what happens when it's mommy's turn to sing???? ;-)

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Mon Oct 02 05:03:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

oh the tears..... not a dry eye in the place, I'm sure! That was so touching!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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donnadeety's avatar by donnadeety Mon Oct 02 05:51:02 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Funny song.The sad part is this @#$%^&*! happens to often. :-O :-( 8-| :-D :-D

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Mon Oct 02 15:08:46 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D This is right up there with the "Dear Penis" song.

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Happypappy's avatar by Happypappy Mon Oct 02 18:45:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

That was classic- Thanks for the laugh! :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue Oct 03 05:21:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Since I have moderated significant marriage councelling, I can tell you that 50% of all divorces are this problem, stretched evenly between men and women. 25% are money issues and 25% other issues! Many true words said in jest!@!@ 3 jocs up

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Oct 03 10:13:08 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) :-) :-) great tune!

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Chief_Tuna's avatar by Chief_Tuna Wed Oct 04 16:16:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

hehehehehehheheh good one.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

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cheysdad2's avatar by cheysdad2 Thu Oct 05 22:02:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Tell it like it is.

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Sun Oct 08 13:32:43 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D While painfully true in a lot of cases, It's also very, very fuuunnnny!

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Tue Oct 10 20:50:14 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I love this one! In fact, it's in my joke box too!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D Great minds! Now THAT's a scary thought! :-O :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Fri Oct 13 10:37:18 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O I WONDER WHAT THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT STORY IS? :-D :-D :-D

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papaof3's avatar by papaof3 Sun Oct 15 01:20:28 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

:-O :-O 8-| At least now Megan knows it wasn't her fault. The ballad of a sorry assed sinner. :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-O :-O

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