Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

An old woman was riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
building, when a young and beautiful woman got into the elevator
smelling of expensive perfume. She turned to the old woman and said arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Another young, beautiful
woman got on the elevator and very arrogantly turned to the old woman to say,
"Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce."

About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was
about to get off the elevator. Before leaving,! she looked both
beautiful women in the eye, farted, and then said, "Broccoli ... 49 cents a
pound."