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Uploaded by: kimben26
Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/27/06
Views: 1,627
Description: The Truth is stranger than fiction! When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is find out who the father is & see why he's not paying. The following are all real replies that women have written on forms.

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Big_Ern's avatar by Big_Ern Thu Feb 09 15:13:16 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Wonderful! and True!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Patio_Furniture's avatar by Patio_Furniture Sat Feb 11 08:04:17 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Reality makes the best funnies....enjoyed this! :-* :-* :-* Patio

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mickeyg's avatar by mickeyg Sat Feb 11 15:17:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

There's a great deal of truth in this story. 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Sun Feb 19 07:40:53 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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Laura53's avatar by Laura53 Fri Mar 03 12:40:16 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-) :-D :-D 8-|

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redorcia's avatar by redorcia Sat Mar 25 21:51:28 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Sun Mar 26 03:40:24 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Amazing :-D :-D

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Mrs_Luna's avatar by Mrs_Luna Mon Apr 10 17:59:10 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D man some women, i know peolpe like that

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Mon Apr 10 18:26:04 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D LOL,YEAH,ME TOO!! :-D :-D :-D

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Mon Apr 10 18:39:24 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I had a good comment, but I'm afraid it would get censored!! So let's just leave at :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Tue Apr 11 05:21:26 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

better check the files cuz I think those same women filled out forms here in Austin, too! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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catlover3's avatar by catlover3 Tue May 30 18:22:39 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D if you like bush jokes, i have a few

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Fri Jun 09 22:04:15 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-D

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orochimaru556's avatar by orochimaru556 Fri Oct 13 20:30:43 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

uh yea like those are REAL or not JOKES. dumbfuck and for you catlover, stop @#$%^&*! your cats and get off the meds you dip shit

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Fri Jan 26 10:17:23 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

8-| These women are too stupid to raise a child! 8-| :-| :-O

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Fri Jan 26 10:19:15 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D Check out the "Joke Originally Submitted by......" Love the 'File Not Found Page!" :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Silver Rose's avatar by Silver Rose Fri Jan 26 15:21:43 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

Someone should tell 'em where to go!.......maybe the Maury Povich Show?......or Jerry Springer. All they would have to do is dress funny and act like an idiot...should be easy for these MORONS! ;-)

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biscuit29's avatar by biscuit29 Sat Jan 27 07:36:04 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

it only takes a few to ruin it for the rest of us! :-( :-(

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Sat Jan 27 09:20:00 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

The best one I ever heard (true) from around here was when a lady answered the doctor with "If you were shot by a standing army, would you know which one shot you?" :-D :-D :-D

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Mon Jan 29 14:18:35 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

I remember KIMBEN!!

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