Snake Bite Story

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Bob and Jim were walking backpacking in the desert. Feeling the need to relieve himself, Bob unzipped and began to urinate on a cactus. Suddenly, a pee-soaked, angry rattlesnake jumped from the cactus and bit Bob right on the penis!

"Oh my god," Bob screamed. Jim ran over and saw that Bob's penis was already beginning to swell. "I'll run back to town for some help!" Jim said, and took off in the direction of the town.

Unfortunately, the town had only one doctor, who was at that moment saving the life of a small child. Jim was frantic, so the doctor told him, "It's okay, you can save your friend yourself. First, take a very sharp knife and cut an X into the area of the bite. Then suck the venom out of the area, spitting the poison out after each suck. When the swelling has gone down, you can stop sucking out the poison. Then bring your friend back here, I'll be waiting for you."

"Gee, thanks Doc," said Jim, and back out to the desert he ran.

When he got back to the place where Bob lay hurt, he was alarmed to see that his friend's penis had swollen to 5x it's normal size. Bob also appeared to be delirious, going in and out of conciousness. But seeing Jim standing there, Bob struggled to remain awake and asked him "where's the doctor?"

Jim said, "He couldn't come but he told me what had to be done to save you."

"What did the doctor say?" Bob asked.

Jim looked sadly at his friend and said "You're going to die."

Uploaded by: Trinity_in_Ohio

Category: Other & Random

Date: 07/06/06

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by papaof3 Thu Jul 06 10:24:02 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O :-D :-D Never ever @#$%^&*! off a rattle snake, it could be worse, the snake might bite you in the ass. No Help, No Hope!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-*

by daddywags3 Fri Jul 07 03:57:28 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

May he rest in peace. 8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-*

by knytflyer Fri Jul 07 14:18:28 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

How does pappaof3 think the @#$%^&*! is worse -- is he double jointed??? that is a funny one -- I heard it related to two soldiers on a hill in Vietnam -- same story :-D :-D :-D

by tomyolch Sun Jul 09 15:31:46 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)