They Walk Among Us

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So I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in

hand, i order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon,

and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "oh

I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so i say "but

here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she

responds "Oh well we have hamburger!" So i said ok

I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef

then. She says no problem! ...They Walk Among Us

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get

rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and

hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want

it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there

without even one person looking twice at it. He

eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of

this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he

changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The

next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real

estate agent which direction was north because, he

explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every

morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the

east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and

said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk

Among Us!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call

center. One day I got a call from an individual who

asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,

"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,

7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or

Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I

said, "Uh, Pacific" . . They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our

cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative

assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her

weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned

because the car was moving". . They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's

designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets

trapped. She keeps it in the trunk... They Walk Among

Us!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that

the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big

party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2

times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... They Walk

Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman

with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time

she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose

and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which

way the head is turned... They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage

area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told

the woman there that my bags never showed up. She

smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"

she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... They

Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man

ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone

and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4

pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think

I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk

Among Us, too.

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Category: Documented Stupidity

Date: 07/05/06

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Comments (Add Comment)

by Betty_Jo Wed Jul 05 10:59:17 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

8-| 8-| ;-)

by Cat333 Wed Jul 05 11:10:35 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D I'm not much for hamburger, but do love ground beef! ;-) :-D :-D :-D

by tnsilverlady Wed Jul 05 13:39:03 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-O yes, they sure do, in fact i know a couple of them.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by daddywags3 Wed Jul 05 19:23:38 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

Sometimes I'm surprised they can crawl, let alone walk! 8-| 8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-D

by barbikins Wed Jul 05 22:21:18 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Do you happen to know where they were having that sale on beer? ;-) :-D

by Joker Thu Jul 06 09:04:18 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-* Not only do they walk among us, but, somehow a lot of them get elected! 8-|

by papaof3 Thu Jul 06 10:16:07 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

8-| 8-| Are you sure that They Walk Among Us? Sounds like they are in a vegetative state and somene should pull the plug. Their organs except for the brain could be harvested for transplant. Since the skull is already empty, its only use would be for a Halloween decoration!! :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-*

by m0reese Thu Jul 06 11:54:47 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

They are what I like to call Giants amongst Mental Midgets. ;-) :-D :-D :-D

by tullcat Thu Jul 06 18:40:48 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

I'm with Barbikins! :-D :-D :-D

by Chanel Mon Jul 31 20:22:14 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

8-| 8-| 8-| I call stupidity ;-) :-D :-D :-D

by ZATTAZ Tue Aug 01 00:47:47 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D LET THEM WALK AMONGST US FOR THE LORD HAS SENT THEM TO KEEP US LAUGHING AMEN OR AWOMEN,OR AWOTEVER!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by The Well Known Stranger Fri Aug 11 20:58:52 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

Similar to the Bill Engvall "Here's your sign" bits, enjoy!

by Tookymom Sat Aug 12 05:53:02 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

Funny stuff :-D

by davisguy Thu Feb 15 19:32:47 PST 2007 (15 months ago)

Way to steal the "here's your sign" joke. lame.

by angelflame07 Tue Nov 20 09:22:19 PST 2007 (5 months ago)

JERK

by mgaberseck Sun Feb 18 07:32:58 PST 2007 (15 months ago)

:-D When I was in the service, one of the men got the nick-name "dead bird" because he looked up when another guy said "look at that dead bird" It stck with him for the rest of the time he was in that unit.:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by flymelee Fri Jun 22 06:16:13 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)