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The Baptist Preacher and the cowboy
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After
the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher
if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be
tied up and taken advantage of by a women of ill-repute, than let liquor
touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.."

Two guys are chatting in a bar. One says: "Did you know Lions have
sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
The other one says: "Damn, I just joined the Elks."