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A Greek and an Italian

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A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.
 
 Over triple lattes the Greek guy said, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
 
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum."
 
The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
 
The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But we built the Roman Empire."
 
And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion.  With a flourish of finality he said, "We Greeks invented sex!"
 
The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

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Date: 06/29/06
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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Thu Jun 29 19:02:15 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| 8-| 8-|

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Thu Jun 29 19:39:32 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Very good point ~ I think the Italian wins!! ;-) :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Jun 29 22:24:57 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Great joke! I have this one in my jokebox too :-D

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debster's avatar by debster Fri Jun 30 05:34:41 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D lol :-)

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Fri Jun 30 18:41:56 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| You know .. I've heard that rumor!! ;-) :-D :-D :-D

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Sat Jul 01 01:33:14 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Got him there... :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Sat Jul 08 23:09:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D CHECKMATE!!! :-D :-D :-D

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Wed Jul 12 13:02:55 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Ba-dum-bump! :-D

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Evestrin's avatar by Evestrin Mon Dec 25 21:00:58 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Loved it

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