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We ' re Off to See the Wizard!
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We're Off to See the Wizard!!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ..
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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Comments (Add Comment)
LOL LOL LOL, WELL DONE! ;-) :-* :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D
reply;-) good job! Thanks for sharing! ;-)
replyO' Bill is up to old tricks.
reply:-D :-) :-D :-) ;-) Very good !
reply:-D :-D :-D
reply:-D The one who needed the brain was predictable; but Bill Clinton was a suprize :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D Great one! :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D YEAH,EXPECT OL' BILL TO HAVE HIS LIBIDO GOING!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D
replyvery funny!!! :-D :-D :-D
replyWhat else would he want. :-D :-D :-D :-*
replyerrrr, ummmm, maybe a cigar, Fe523!!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O :-O :-D :-D :-D This was fo funny...Thanks!
replyhaha very funny funny :-D :-)
reply;-) go bill
replyhe can cheat but he cant lead to save his life ;-)
replyRIGHT on the Money!!!
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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