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Arnold & Sly
written by me, as are all the songs in my jokebox

(sung to the tune of 1985 by Bowling for Soup, which is also listed below)

I just woke up today, realized to my dismay
That my action stars, have all gone away.
I ask where did they go
Maybe don't want to know
How could it happen
Without a fight one.

They were gonna last forever
They were gonna kick some butt
He was gonna chase John Connor
'til space-time went in reverse.
Their biceps would reign, till it was Judgement Day
Bad guys there were to fight
But they had guns- lots of guns - and knives.

Since John Rambo, & Conan
Way back before Copland
There could be Twins II; Rocky VI they should
the Terminator was bad then good
And both of them were so fly
With acting they didn't have to try
Maybe I just can't say bye
To Arnold, Arnold, to Arnold and to Sly.

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

Oh I just can't see, Sylvester on TV
Even with Sugar Ray, It's not the same I say
And Arnold shoot some guns
Don't be just Republican
We want some ripplin' calves
Not just the bills you've passed

I know all the classics,
Where the bad guys end up dead.
'Commando', 'Demolition Man'
I Even liked 'Judge Dredd'.
Cliffhanger was so cool,
Rocky 1 thru 5 was too
Thought they'd bring Tango back
Probably not enough "cash".

They built a restaurant, called it a planet.
Told us all to come and then they said that they'd be in it.
But when we got there, they were nowhere
Why did they go, and leave, Bruce, Willis all alone.
(Remember)

Total Recall, Assassins,
and of course Daylight and Driven,
and Last Action Hero wasn't bad,
and True Lies, it made me laugh
The two of them were so cool
All that ammo made me drool
And we would just sit back
and watch them watch them watch them kick some ass

Woohoohoo

Didn't that governor kill a predator?       (arnold)
And didn't that predator kill that governor?    (ventura)
I don't understand any of this anymore.
Please make this stop, stop,
Stop, and bring back

John Rambo and Conan,
Way back before Copland
Now they just fish for bass
and say that there's bill to pass.
Eraser, End of Days
Destruction on every page
All in their movies would die
I miss Arnold,and Sly

Rambo and Conan
He was even cool in Batman,
Okay so maybe not,
But its was better than what we've got
You may think I've lost it
That I miss them so much
I guess I'm preoccuppied
With Arnold, Arnold, with Arnold and with Sly.

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1985 by Bowling for Soup
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Woo Hoo Hooooo?

Woo h oo wooooo!

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24.
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothin, has been...
all right since

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
"Breakfast Club", "Pretty In Pink"
Even "St. Elmo's Fire"
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows,
(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!



She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock? (classic rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) AND BRING BACK

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana (1985)
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (1985) (Woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool (1985)
'Cause she is still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985