Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

2

O, I'm Goin' Away
by Kyle Anders copyright 2006 All rights reserved.
(sung to the tune of O' Home on the Range)

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G-dubya (in a real dumb-sounding twangy accent):

Oh you gave me a home, in your big white mansion  (pronounced: man 'shone),
Where a president, should have lived.
But I know you don't mind, you had a heck of a time
Makin' fun of the things that I did.

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(during "and then ya' called me dubya' MD." we see a balance label WMD scale, with Georgey on one scale and Iraq with a big "?" on it on the other scale. The scale wavers and Georgey's side goes down, and a flashing "WMD" flashed above his head.)

Poked fun at my idiocy. and then ya' called me dubya' MD.
Now I'm goin away, Yes they said I can't stay,
Whatever will become of me?

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How often I'd stare at that telepromptare,
Tryin to figure out how it worked,
It's a bit hard for me to understand things, you see,
if I only had another four years.

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The Entire rest of the world in unison (except rural USA, and California):

Oh, Please God no!
Whatever you do make sure that he goes.

All the Comedians (Jay Leno, Jon Stewart, etc. all pop up out of California):

Hey, we want him to stay,

The world:

Ha-Ha that's really funnay.

(as lots of Nuclear missle rise out of rural USA, with Bush, and the other comedians strapped to each one, and then they take off on "go" in the next line.)

Here's some rockets, you take him, and go.

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G-dubya:

So now I'm packing my things,

Clinton:

(in Clintons bedroom, he is wearing a T-shirt that says "Interns or busts", as they are packing to move back into the white house because Hillary has won the next election)

So am I, ain't this gonna be fun, honey? (slap from Hillary) What?

G-dubya:

Did the best that I can
with West Korea and Iranistan,
even if Osama stayed free.

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America:

Georgey, we laughed till we cried,
And you even made us laugh when you lied.
And when you took us to war, we laughed even more,

(as all the nukes from every where in the world are launched from every direction towards the usa and are all landing as the verse is finished)

And we'll probably laugh till we die.......