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The Poker Game
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Six retired guys were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz lost $500 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued playing the game standing up.
Finally Finkelstein looked around and asked, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They cut cards.
Goldberg picked the two of clubs and had to carry the news. They told him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg went over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocked on the door. The wife answered and asked what he wanted. Goldberg declared:" Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" said the wife.
"I'll go tell him." said Goldberg.
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