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Want that Food: A tribute to Gluttonous America

(sung to the tune "I want your sex" by George Michael )

Well, it won't get off my mind,
It's taken all my soul,
The way that food takes over, Why won't it just let me go?
Well its taking so much time,
And I've really got to go,
Sometimes if I feel I'm in a hurry, I swallow my pecan roll whole.

I swear I won't eat it, but know its just a lie.
Cuz when I see that food, my eyes seem to get so wide.
Well I'd really love to quit, Oh I'd really like to be thin.
So in order to get exercise, I join an eating contest, see if I can win.

I want that food.
I want it's love.
I want that food.

Well, as the time went by,
I've added to my size.
It didn't take much time, to make my side to side so wide.
I can't get to the fridge,
cuz I can't get off my bed,
So when my stomach got so hungry. I decided to eat my bed instead.

In order to show you, and prove its not a lie,
I'd get down on my knees, but I ate my legs up to my thighs.
I should get depressed, Oh I should cry and cry.
But grey matter is tasty, and you can't have tears if you ate your eyes.

I want that food.
It is so good.
I want that food.

It's natural.
It's chemical (lets eat it)
Eat till I'm full.
And then some mo' (you gonna eat that?)
My stomach is,
an empty pit.
Food is something to eat and eat.
Food is there to store up in me.

Food's for me and food's for you.
Better watch your plate, or I'll eat yours too.
Food is natural, Food is fun.
Food is best, when its - by the ton. by the ton
by the ton.

You ain't my father,
You ain't my doctor,
Ate both my sisters,
and my mother!

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Munch!

What's your definition of excess baby?
What do you call obesity?
Don't you know I eat till it hurts me baby?
Don't you think its time you tried Gluttony?

What's your definition of excess baby?
What do you call obesity?
Why not eat till it hurts ya' baby?
Don't you think its time that you Ate With Me?

Ate with me.
Eat with me.
Try Glut-ton-ny.

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Munch!