One day a woman went to her doctor's office for a regular check-up.
The doctor asked her "Do you have a morning routine?"
She replied, "Yes, well, every morning at 7:30 I make my family breakfast and at 8:30 I have a bowel movement."
After an x-ray, the doctor confronts the woman. He said, "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have three worms inside you and we have to operate to get them out."
The first worm says, "Guys, what are we gonna do? They're gonna operate!!"
The second worm says, "I'm hiding behind the heart."
The first worm agrees, "Yeah, I'll hide behind the liver."
The third worm says, "I don't know about you guys, but I'm taking the 8:30 outta here."










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It's an old one, but I think its REALLY REALLY funny!!! :-D :-D :-) Hope you liked it. ;-)
reply8-| Gross ~ but funny! :-D :-D
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