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A Woman's Poem  



He didn't like the casserole
 

And he didn't like my cake.
 

He said my biscuits were too hard...
 

Not like his mother used to make.
 

I didn't perk the coffee right
 

He didn't like the stew,
 

I didn't mend his socks
 

The way his mother used to do.
 

I pondered for an answer
 

I was looking for a clue.
 

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
 

Like his MOMMA used to do.

 

 


 
 

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Uploaded by: Susie42
Category: Men & Women
Date: 06/24/06
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Susie42's avatar by Susie42 Sat Jun 24 21:19:57 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Sat Jul 29 14:30:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-@ :-( he had it coming! :-D :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Tue Aug 08 18:02:51 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) ;-) IF ALL ELSE FAILS,WHENEVER IN DOUBT...... :-* :-D :-D :-D

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Sports1's avatar by Sports1 Wed Aug 09 04:26:58 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O :-O :-O MOTHER KNOWS BEST!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Joker's avatar by Joker Wed Aug 09 09:05:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-* A quick learner!

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Sep 28 05:20:01 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-D :-D serves him right! ;-)

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Thu Sep 28 11:03:10 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I agree with schlimme! :-)

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Fri Sep 29 11:16:05 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Mama's Boy!

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Fri Sep 29 14:39:06 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-* :-D ;-) :-) THAT WON'T HAPPEN WITH ME,I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN TAKING CARE OF MYSELF,I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE ME ANY WOMANS' DREAM GUY,EH? (BUT DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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