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FIVE SURGEONS
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who
makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to
see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them
all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable
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Comments (Add Comment)
Excellent!! ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyThis is so true :-D :-D :-D
replyi agree
replyHaHaHaHaHaHaHahaHaHa! Hey, what gives? This is to be a jokebox, NOT the "telling of the absolute truth" Box!!!!!! ;-) :-* ;-) :-* :-D :-D :-D
replyA funny joke- yet so accurate! :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D And NOW you know the rest of the story!!! :-D :-D :-D
replyYup, proctologists' must be plenty busy in the city of Assh*les! ;-) 8-|
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