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Only in Texas

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Just in case Batman forgets?

Hmmm... decisions, decisions!

Well, thank goodness!!! Up until now, only 36% of women have been able to find this.

Excuse me???

Interesting marketing angle!

Then, how should I get in??? maybe the exit?

Hope the emergency's not too urgent!

Sounds tasty doesn't it?

What???

And you thought that particular personality trait wouldn't look good on your resume...

Hygiene is important.

It's a man's dream come true.

McDeath?

Geez, not even an emergency phone?

To calm those stressed rabbits.

NO! The other right!

Oops, not secret anymore!!

Another dream come true...

A fine example of rocket science




Now you know one of these made you smile so pass a smile onto someone else ..... I did






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Category: Signs & Posters
Date: 06/19/06
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oldbaby's avatar by oldbaby Mon Jun 19 18:43:51 PDT 2006 (23 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Cool Collection!!!! :-D :-D :-D

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tdhtrey's avatar by tdhtrey Thu Jun 29 10:38:26 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-O ;-) ;-) :-) :-D Yup, made me smile!!

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Jib_Joker's avatar by Jib_Joker Sat Jul 01 07:55:46 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D The nuclear "secret" bunker is one of Bushs best ideas!

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jon_heise's avatar by jon_heise Sat Jul 01 13:08:34 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

yep definataly Bush's state

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kurt vonnegut's avatar by kurt vonnegut Sat Jul 01 15:05:38 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

Holy crap, I live by that @#$%^&*! cleaners,you should have seen the looks I got when I asked about their service :-D

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outlawrugger's avatar by outlawrugger Mon Jul 03 10:18:41 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

well seeing how Texas doesnt use the metric system. im assuming that not all ot these are in Texas. but i have seen some of these im sad to say. oh and jonny boy im proud to ba a Texan and im proud George Bush is too. and thanks papou these were funny. ;-)

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Mon Jul 03 14:09:07 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D Great minds think alike! I've got these in my joke box, too! Come check it out for more funny signs and other stuff!! :-* :-*

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HumanShield's avatar by HumanShield Mon Sep 04 13:34:46 PDT 2006 (20 months ago)

testing comments...

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pressman's avatar by pressman Tue Sep 19 03:40:21 PDT 2006 (20 months ago)

the climax/high point sign is in north carolina not in texas

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mariaelisakevin's avatar by mariaelisakevin Tue Nov 21 05:09:41 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

What do you mean, "Only in Texas?" The Climas, High Point sign is in North Carolina. Highway 62 is in North Carolina. I should know - I live in High Point.

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timahchazy's avatar by timahchazy Tue Nov 21 14:04:14 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

that climax point was gross and the hand-job.mc's death now thats funny.MCS DEAD MCS DEAD.

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shamsuk2004's avatar by shamsuk2004 Tue Nov 21 17:57:14 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

the sign that say "entrance only, do not enter" makes sense, because if you were exiting, you wouldnt exit through the entrance.

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shamsuk2004's avatar by shamsuk2004 Tue Nov 21 17:59:09 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

the sign that say "entrance only, do not enter" makes sense, because if you were exiting, you wouldnt exit through the entrance.

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sitesurfer897's avatar by sitesurfer897 Tue Dec 25 17:29:13 PST 2007 (4 months ago)

it says "do not enter" not do not exit.

sitesurfer897's avatar by sitesurfer897 Tue Dec 25 17:29:15 PST 2007 (4 months ago)

it says "do not enter" not do not exit.

Patio_Furniture's avatar by Patio_Furniture Wed Nov 22 03:39:38 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

Thats a confident man who has drapes for his Johnson....TaDah! Hold your applause , wifey! ;-)

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terry's avatar by terry Wed Nov 22 06:38:58 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

Well if you know those dsylexic sign painters; keep right with a left arrow means, use what's left :-D :-D :-D

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Thu Nov 23 09:10:21 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

:-) :-D :-D These are excellent!!! :-D :-D :-D

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Hobeyhojoe's avatar by Hobeyhojoe Sat Nov 25 23:13:48 PST 2006 (17 months ago)

Hand job..... lol

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blackfoot1850's avatar by blackfoot1850 Thu Jan 18 16:40:45 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

I love the one about McDeath!

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dcole966's avatar by dcole966 Fri May 04 14:30:50 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Good stuff :-D :-D :-* :-* :-*

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