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Bobby''s class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Bobby stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."
"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.
Bobby stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."
"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-D At least he was honest!! ;-) :-D :-D
replyyeah, honesty should count for something! :-D :-D :-*
reply:-D He's learning early! ;-) :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D Excellent! :-D
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