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Date: 06/15/06
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GilenusX207's avatar by GilenusX207 Thu Jun 15 19:39:40 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I saw that when it aired. That lady is crazy. Going in the military and fighting for your country and what you beleive in is a sin? I guess I'll be damned in a few years then. :-|

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SpEeDy_B's avatar by SpEeDy_B Thu Jun 15 20:19:08 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I hate war, but I love our troops. I posted this video because I thought that this crazy church woman was funny. Anybody that thinks that God hate's our American troops is funny. She even looks funny! To protest a fallen Solder at his funeral is not funny, it is sick. Instead of protesting our Solder's, they should protest her hair-that my friend is a sin :-D

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Agent26's avatar by Agent26 Thu Jun 15 21:24:59 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Daaaaaammmmmmmmn. I wish I would have seen this when it aired, if only all reports were this exiting! 8-|

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Thu Jun 15 22:04:00 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

"He that loveth not knoweth not God, for God is love." 1 John 4: 8. "What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it." Deuteronomy 12: 32. I feel the reporter would have been better able to make these points had she kept a cool head. I heard Fred Phelps on the Frosty, Heidi and Frank Show. Unfortunately that also turned into a shouting match. Phelps's is a theology of hypocrisy and they thrive on the media resorting to emotion rather than reason.

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joyann's avatar by joyann Fri Jun 16 03:47:57 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Who let the dogs out?!!!That woman is evil!!! 8-|

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euroc's avatar by euroc Fri Jun 16 14:14:54 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Well, so much for journalistic neutrality! I've heard that those protesting are not really church members, but fakes used to turn people against Christians. Wild report either way.

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bhuvan's avatar by bhuvan Fri Jun 16 15:15:29 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

At times like this, I thank God I am an atheist!!!

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Dark Mercury's avatar by Dark Mercury Fri Jun 16 17:30:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

This isn't funny at all....she should be slapped around with a wet chicken! Her stupidity is so high its almost overwealming....she should be sold to some sort of science lab because they could learn alot from someone this stupid and idiotic. She makes Christians look bad....If anything should be protested...it should be her for being so idiotic. The reporter put her in her place though....she started quoting scripture like crazy. The woman was stupid...trying to put words in her mouth. "I'm so glad you brought that up it says thou...it's Lev. verses 17 and 18." Reporter: "No its 18!" And then she stops at 17....the reporter has to finish for her. And she has 100 followers? Weird....what everhappened to love your neighbor as yourself. I'd rather fight and die for what I believe in than to flee from my obligation as a citizen of a country. That is what I believe....who's with me?

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rygdy's avatar by rygdy Fri Jun 16 17:44:55 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I'm with you Dark!. that lady looks evil and maybe is evil incarnate herself. I feel sad for all her followers. 8-|

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carolbruce's avatar by carolbruce Fri Jun 16 18:55:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I hate how people (like that weirdo woman) twist scriptures to fit their weird purposes. I had to turn down the volume on my computer just so I wouldn't have to hear her finish her tripe. There's a special place in eternity perpared for people like her. I'm glad I'll be nowhere near it! :-@ God bless our troops and their families!!! ;-)

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mrillinishopguy's avatar by mrillinishopguy Sat Jun 17 06:55:24 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

We should all Thank God for ignorant women like that --- for without none we'd have nobody to compare ourselves to and feel better. :-| :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@

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mercike's avatar by mercike Sat Jun 17 09:50:26 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

The sad thing is that there are many people like this um..... woman(?). This is a good example that too much freedom in churches (no borders and limitation). As soon someone picks up a Holy Book (any the Bible, Koran, Torah...) they think they are untouchable. I love the reporter lady. She isn't like the others, just sitting there and uhm and yes.... like others would. I'm giving her a medal. By the way I'm not religious, but I respect real fate. Do not judge if you don't want to be judged, or something like that. :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ 8-| :-(

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bigoz's avatar by bigoz Sun Jun 18 04:20:17 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Shirley looks more like a badly made up drag queen, than a woman. If all women looked like her there would be more than ten percent of the male population being gay. I pity the man that has to phuk her. :-@

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bigoz's avatar by bigoz Sun Jun 18 04:20:42 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Shirley looks more like a badly made up drag queen, than a woman. If all women looked like her there would be more than ten percent of the male population being gay. I pity the man that has to phuk her. :-@

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bob dole123's avatar by bob dole123 Sun Jun 18 09:09:20 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

who would have thought the devil would have been a women

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rexnerdorum's avatar by rexnerdorum Sun Jun 18 10:41:36 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Fair and balanced can jump out the window when we deal with that crazy 'lady.' Ironic, isn't it, that she is so radically conservative that she, too, is against the war.

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jameswood's avatar by jameswood Sun Jun 18 12:06:35 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

watch all the way through to see all the funny!

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gernerm's avatar by gernerm Sun Jun 18 12:27:08 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

As a Christian, it's sad to see people take parts of the Bible out of context and use it as justification for hate. :-( The really sorrowful thing is the world sees her and thinks "that's what Christianity is like"... In His sermon on the mount, Jesus warned of false prophets in Matthew 7:15-23, after he warned about judging others in Matthew 7:1-5...

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