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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you''ve been seeing me for years! There''s nothing you can''t tell me."

"This one''s kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You''ve got to tell me what''s wrong with me!," she implored, "I''m scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it''s nothing to be scared about."

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(I''m warning you.....)
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(Still not too late....delete now!)
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"You''re simply going through the change!

Uploaded by: sandiek0207

Category: Other & Random

Date: 06/14/06

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by schlimme Wed Jun 14 06:18:56 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by TheShadowKnows0207 Wed Jun 14 07:31:37 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

didn't see that one coming :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by DockerRoo Wed Jun 14 07:47:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D I think you LIKE hearing me SLAP myself in the forehead here... :-D :-D :-D Good one here!!!! ;-) :-D

by straw04 Wed Jun 14 08:50:15 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

eeeeewwwwww, that one was BAAAAAAAAD!!! :-D :-D :-D :-*

by megsterrr Wed Jun 14 11:33:20 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Now I'll know the first signs!! Thanks Sandie!! ;-) :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by papaof3 Mon Jun 19 13:27:22 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-D :-D :-D Thanks for the warning, might have fallen off my chair!! :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-*

by TexarkanaBaby Fri Jun 23 15:03:43 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D That was so friggin' funny.......didn't see the punch line coming.....guess it hit a little to close to home! :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by Cat333 Sat Jun 24 19:03:44 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)