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POEM - Illegal Immigrants

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,

Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,

We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,

Medicaid
it keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,

Thanks to you,
TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,

Tell them
''come, fast as you can''

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,

I buy big house
with welfare bucks.

They come here,
we live together,

More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,

But neighbor''s patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,

. .
I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."

In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,

But they, too,
draw welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
Soon we own
whole neighborhood.

We have hobby
it called breeding,

Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?

We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room
in Pakistan.

Uploaded by: straw04

Category: Politics & Government

Date: 06/13/06

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by Lazer Tue Jun 13 19:36:22 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

VERY GOOD :-D :-D :-D

by mwvixen Tue Jun 13 22:54:47 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-O :-D i'm surprised you got it past the A-hole Patrol ...but i like it! ;-)

by fusion chef Wed Jun 14 00:14:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

they most likely noticed it but did nothing becuase they agree and are fed up like many others.

by schlimme Wed Jun 14 06:17:22 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-( no doubt there are some deserving receipients, but there's got to be a better way of spreading our hard earned dollars around! :-D :-D :-*

by Dixie52800 Wed Jun 14 06:56:45 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| It would be hard to speak of illegal immigrants more truthfully! :-)

by shurst Thu Jun 29 06:03:21 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

now this one I havent seen! Very funny (sad, true, but funny) :-D :-D :-D

by puffman88 Wed Aug 23 08:47:09 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

jeeze :-) :-) :-O

by lafalot Tue Nov 14 15:53:43 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

I've had this one in my jokebox for awhile, but I like your pics better! :-* :-D :-D

by Sports1 Wed Nov 15 06:57:33 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-* :-* :-* :-* IT IS THE SAME THIS SIDE OF THE POND!!!! LET'S HAVE A DEPORT AN ILLEGAL IMIGRANTS DECADE!!!!

by tnsilverlady Wed Nov 15 09:14:54 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-) :-) :-) great pictures...great joke...lol..it is a sad situation..they only want a better life...but we can't take in the whole world.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-@

by mwvixen Wed Nov 15 10:36:13 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

i really don't think anyone gets rich on welfare... But funny anyway!!!! :-D

by cheysdad2 Wed Nov 15 11:13:39 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

I WAS GOING TO MAKE A COMMENT. BUT NOW I PLEAD THE 5th. ON ACCOUNT THAT I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A RACIST. I DON'T KNOW IF I SPELLED PLEAD RIGHT. IF I DIDN'T. OH,WELL! I BLAME OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM FOR THAT?!

by schlimme Thu Nov 16 05:38:20 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-) :-) :-) really cute and funny, but all too true and infuriating! :-@ :-@ :-@

by huberjack Thu Nov 16 14:56:06 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

ya what they said!!!!!! %7C

by hunterr0 Mon Nov 20 08:10:56 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Wow, we do need Cab driver in NYC.!! Do not be surprised if someone reports this as offensive it does have racial undertones!! I always open up my own Packing stand, WOW!@!@ 8-| 8-| :-D :-D

by gerringas Wed Jan 17 02:19:15 PST 2007 (19 months ago)