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Well, it''s not a mid-life crisis, but here''s how things worked out for me.
Married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago,
we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I''m sleeping with a 60-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
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A woman who demands further gun control legislation, is like
a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. -Larry Elder
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:-D :-D :-D She told him!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D HOLD ON TO WHAT YA GOT,FELLA!! :-D :-D :-D :-* ;-) :-)
reply:-D :-D :-D Your choice! ;-) :-* :-D :-D
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