Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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FIRST DEGREE: A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some
woman wanting to know if the coast was clear."

SECOND DEGREE: Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her
the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly
and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the
gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't
do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE: A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE: Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make
before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police
at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the
call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to
respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her
hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
cop and his 'faithful companion'!"