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25 years later
Well, it''s not a mid-life crisis, but here''s how things worked out for me.
>Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
>ago,
>
>we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10
>inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year
>old blond.
>
>Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I''m
>sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
>up your side of things."
>My wife is a very reasonable woman.
>
>She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make
>sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
>cheap
>car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
>Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
>ago,
>
>we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10
>inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year
>old blond.
>
>Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I''m
>sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
>up your side of things."
>My wife is a very reasonable woman.
>
>She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make
>sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
>cheap
>car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-D :-D he he he
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replylmao :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D That seems reasonable to me! ;-) :-D :-D
reply8-| :-D :-D :-D Been there, done that. Never again!! :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-* :-*
reply:-D Taht's a verg good one. Thank you for sharing it.
replysmart woman!!!! bet he did not hold up his end either,,,hahahahahhahahahahahahahah balding, grey, fat hahahahahhahhahah who knows....funny though
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