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The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

If you don''t have a sense of humor, you probably don''t have any sense at
all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you''re in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to
become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people
a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog and you''ll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are no new sins... the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM; it
could be a right number.

Think about this... No one ever says, "It''s only a game" when his team is
winning.

I''ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

Be careful reading the fine print; there''s no way you''re going to like it.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.